"Uh oh! Mom's got the camera!"
"Uhm.... I am not sure this is a good time."
"So, I guess I'll just play to the camera."
"Hey, you wanna see my goofy lip?"
Little concentration going on...
"Phew-wee!!! You guys did not tell me about the smells involved with this whole potty thing."
"I love you mum, but could we be done now!"